There are few times in life where I am actually rendered speechless, but this may actually be one of those moments. Since my brain is still bouncing back from the mindfuck that is the video posted below, I will take a moment to show you the organic process behind TYATT posts. Just about an hour ago, I read about Fidel stepping down in Cuba. While viewing an image of young fidel, I instantly identified a certain “Shia” quality in the photo. Then, after posting the previous blog, FlashPhilly sent me the worst/best thing I have viewed in a long time. Now, I must address all of the “Shiantology” that goes along with this:
I immediately felt the need to learn everything about the so-called “Shiantology,” so I proceeded to the official website’s about me page. In their own words, “Shiantology” is:
“A new religion founded on Sunday, February 8, 2009 and characterized by a belief in the power of Shia’s spirit to clear itself of past painful experiences (in particular, hand smashing car crashes and drunken outbursts in Walgreens) through self-knowledge, spiritual fulfillment and copious amounts of Arizona Ice Tea.”
In order to completely blow your mind, please click here to look at the numerous blasphemous artistic works of iconoclasm. I really have to give this website credit—They have taken to the next level my own tasteless photoshops and created what is to me one of the more bizarre websites on the internetz. Keep it up Shiantology!
Tags: Photoshop, Shia Labeouf, Shiantology
