Posts Tagged ‘Gender Bending’

J. Crew is REALLY Pushing the Gender Bending Envelope….

Friday, April 15th, 2011

Might as well make the poor kid a eunuch.

As many of you probably know, people all over the country are getting their panties in a bunch over a picture in the April J. Crew catalogue depicting a little boy with his toenails painted pink. YES. His TOENAILS are painted PINK. If you are actually shocked and horrified by that previous statement, please click out of my website and never come back again. My good friend over at FlashPhilly sent me an article on The Lookout detailing this fiasco, and here are some of the highlights:

“Yeah, well, it may be fun and games now, Jenna, but at least put some money aside for psychotherapy for the kid—and maybe a little for others who’ll be affected by your ‘innocent’ pleasure,” Dr. Keith Ablow wrote in a Fox News op-ed. “If you have no problem with the J. Crew ad, how about one in which a little boy models a sundress? What could possibly be the problem with that?”

Well, Dr. Keith Ablow, here are some alternative costumes that I think are exactly what you are looking for. Think of this pink toenail polish as the gateway costume to years of psychotherapy. Here is what would actually disturb me in a J. Crew catalogue. How about a little boy in:

 

Description from Horror-Shop.com: This black latex mask could be used in a dominatrix's studio as well as in one of Clive Barker's Hellraiser movies or horror movie classics like Bogeyman, Saw or Hostel!

Pink toenail polish is still looking pretty awful, right?

At least little Jimmy is participating in organized sports.